Posts Tagged ‘winner’

This Just In, White People Like The Onion Movie

June 24, 2008

Christian Lander, author of the notorious tell-all entitled Stuff White People Like, has just wrapped up a contest and received over 685 entries! Readers were asked to submit a 350-word entry showing off their knowledge of white people…Winners of the contest are to receive a copy of Stuff White People Like, in their choice of either autographed or mint condition, a copy of The Onion Movie DVD, and will have their fully-credited entry posted to the site.

Thanks, on behalf of white people, for including a copy of The Onion Movie!

The book features:

50% all new, never before seen material
Flow charts including, “How to name a white child,” and “Where should a white person live?”
A definitive, easy-to-score quiz to determine your exact level of whiteness
Much, much more!

Drumroll please…and the winners are….

June 20, 2008

Congratulations to you three, you’re getting a FREE copy of The Onion Movie DVD! Please send me an email at with a shipping address and I’ll take care of the rest…Those who did not win a DVD, you can still purchase your copy of The Onion Movie at the Fox Store!


Winners of The Onion Movie DVD….

June 17, 2008

To be announced later this week….gonna let you guys sweat it out a little longer.

Tune in this week to find out which lucky winners will be taking home The Onion Movie and blogging about it all weekend. Winners are encouraged to gloat and brag about their win. Losers can go cry to their mommies about how unfair these contests are and how they NEVER win anything, EVER! boohoo.