Posts Tagged ‘puncher’

Shout Out to Martial Development!

June 11, 2008

Thanks for posting about Steven Seagal’s new hit movie, Cock Puncher! If you’re interested in Martial Arts for Personal Development check out their site:

http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/

Meet the Cock Puncher

May 28, 2008

He is a fearless warrior bound by a code of honor and destined to protect the weak and defenseless. He strikes fear in his enemies by merely raising his fists. Where he walks, phalluses retract. He is Cock Puncher. Coming to a DVD near you on June 3, 2008.

This is a must see, Steven Seagal’s best role to date. Ebert and Roeper give it two thumbs way up. Seagul himself taunts his audience and says, “I don’t think you have the balls.”

Play the Cock Puncher game at: http://www.cockpunchermovie.com/game/