Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Love Sneakin’ Up on You…From Behind

June 11, 2008

Melissa Cherry talks about two of her hit songs “Down On My Knees” and “Take Me From Behind” in an exclusive interview. When questioned about the sexual undertones of her songs, Cherry states, “It’s like when you have a big crush on a boy, sometimes you get down on your knees and like beg for their love…’Take Me From Behind’ isn’t sexual at all, it’s about love sneakin’ up on you, y’know, like from the behind…”

Cherry was recently found naked in a back alley with Barney, the lovable purple dinosaur. No further update on this story, but tune in for an exclusive interview with Cherry’s publicist.

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The Onion Says Don’t Break Ya Neck

June 6, 2008

Busta Rhymes was the first to address neck breaking. In response to this concern, American Automotive redesigned some of their vehicles to support the neck and prevent any injuries. However, American Automotive announced a recall on all car models with neckbelts as they have been proven to cause violent decapitation.

The Onion news:

Busta Rhymes breaks his neck:

The Onion Movie on Obesity

June 5, 2008

This just in. Government raises definition of obesity. This move reduces the number of obese individuals from 200 million to 185 million.

Tip of the day: Watch what you eat. Don’t get fat. Don’t become another statistic 🙂

The Onion Movie Out on DVD Today!

June 3, 2008

ONLY ONE NEWS ORGANIZATION
HAS THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS

The wait is over, you can finally get your copy of The Onion Movie! Fox Home Entertainment is finally releasing this treasure out into DVD land…”The Onion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world.”

Visit the Official Movie Site for more info, or just hop on over to the Fox Store and grab your copy today!


Meet the Cock Puncher

May 28, 2008

He is a fearless warrior bound by a code of honor and destined to protect the weak and defenseless. He strikes fear in his enemies by merely raising his fists. Where he walks, phalluses retract. He is Cock Puncher. Coming to a DVD near you on June 3, 2008.

This is a must see, Steven Seagal’s best role to date. Ebert and Roeper give it two thumbs way up. Seagul himself taunts his audience and says, “I don’t think you have the balls.”

Play the Cock Puncher game at: http://www.cockpunchermovie.com/game/

Just to heat things up for the weekend…

May 23, 2008

Want to leave you with something hot to kick start your long weekend….a little video fun snack, spread it around and let your friends enjoy as well 🙂

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Official The Onion Movie Trailer!!

May 22, 2008

Here’s the official trailer for The Onion Movie DVD…enjoy!

Also, make sure to browse through the official The Onion Movie playlist on Youtube for additional clips from the movie, it’s fun, informative, and smells like The Onion.

Melissa Cherry…music not about sex, just having fun.

May 20, 2008

So let’s start with an interview by quadruple platinum artist Melissa Cherry…not sure if you’ve heard of her, but she’s the next sexy pop celeb guaranteed to make your heart skip a beat. She has been battling recent allegations concerning her music being “too sexy.” Ms. Cherry states, “I honestly don’t understand what all the fuss is about, my music isn’t about sex, it’s about bein’ a girl and havin’ fun!”

Welcome to The Onion Movie Blog

May 20, 2008

Hi there, so here’s the official The Onion Movie blog….yes yes, you heard right, THE ONION MOVIE! I know you’re all very excited about the release. After years of standstill and debate, Fox has finally decided to give the people what they want, REAL NEWS! Mhmm. DVD is coming out on June 3, 2008.

So here at M80, we are thrilled to have this opportunity to help promote the DVD release of The Onion Movie and let all you fans in on some cool chances to win a copy of the DVD! Sit tight, tune in, and follow my lead…we’re gonna peel away at the humor and have alotta laughs on the way.