Posts Tagged ‘dvd’

Drumroll please…and the winners are….

June 20, 2008

Congratulations to you three, you’re getting a FREE copy of The Onion Movie DVD! Please send me an email at with a shipping address and I’ll take care of the rest…Those who did not win a DVD, you can still purchase your copy of The Onion Movie at the Fox Store!


Winners of The Onion Movie DVD….

June 17, 2008

To be announced later this week….gonna let you guys sweat it out a little longer.

Tune in this week to find out which lucky winners will be taking home The Onion Movie and blogging about it all weekend. Winners are encouraged to gloat and brag about their win. Losers can go cry to their mommies about how unfair these contests are and how they NEVER win anything, EVER! boohoo.

Contest To Win A Free Copy Of The Onion Movie DVD!

June 11, 2008

This just in, area man wants to win free copy of The Onion Movie on DVD. Sources say that local blogs have addressed this issue and have organized a giveaway. Area man may be too busy trying to find pornographic material on YouTube to notice blog post.

If you’re a fan of the The Onion, and you’ve liked what you’ve seen on this blog so far, drop me a comment and I’ll be picking a few lucky winners to send a free copy of The Onion Movie DVD… would make a great gift for dad 🙂

Just leave a comment on this post telling me whether you think Melissa Cherry is HOT or NOT and you’re automatically entered into the contest for your chance to win a free DVD.

Contest closes Monday, June 16. CONTEST IS CLOSED


Love Sneakin’ Up on You…From Behind

June 11, 2008

Melissa Cherry talks about two of her hit songs “Down On My Knees” and “Take Me From Behind” in an exclusive interview. When questioned about the sexual undertones of her songs, Cherry states, “It’s like when you have a big crush on a boy, sometimes you get down on your knees and like beg for their love…’Take Me From Behind’ isn’t sexual at all, it’s about love sneakin’ up on you, y’know, like from the behind…”

Cherry was recently found naked in a back alley with Barney, the lovable purple dinosaur. No further update on this story, but tune in for an exclusive interview with Cherry’s publicist.

U.S. Smoking Restriction

June 10, 2008

This just in from The Onion, smoking within US borders has been restricted to a single 10×10 room in Iowa.

Riots and traffic to be expected as disgruntled smokers make their way to this smoker’s room…use caution on the road and make sure to carry your handguns and weaponry with you just in case…

The Onion Says Don’t Break Ya Neck

June 6, 2008

Busta Rhymes was the first to address neck breaking. In response to this concern, American Automotive redesigned some of their vehicles to support the neck and prevent any injuries. However, American Automotive announced a recall on all car models with neckbelts as they have been proven to cause violent decapitation.

The Onion news:

Busta Rhymes breaks his neck:

The Onion Movie on Obesity

June 5, 2008

This just in. Government raises definition of obesity. This move reduces the number of obese individuals from 200 million to 185 million.

Tip of the day: Watch what you eat. Don’t get fat. Don’t become another statistic 🙂

Blog Stage Post About The Onion Movie…Thanks!

June 3, 2008

I’m sure all of you have heard of Back Stage, an actor’s best resource. Well they have a really cool blog called Blog Stage and they recently did a post for The Onion Movie!! A big shout out to Daniel Lehman for posting about The Onion Movie DVD release today, we are fans of your blog!

The Onion Movie post

The Onion Movie Out on DVD Today!

June 3, 2008


The wait is over, you can finally get your copy of The Onion Movie! Fox Home Entertainment is finally releasing this treasure out into DVD land…”The Onion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world.”

Visit the Official Movie Site for more info, or just hop on over to the Fox Store and grab your copy today!

Just to heat things up for the weekend…

May 23, 2008

Want to leave you with something hot to kick start your long weekend….a little video fun snack, spread it around and let your friends enjoy as well 🙂

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