U.S. Smoking Restriction

This just in from The Onion, smoking within US borders has been restricted to a single 10×10 room in Iowa.

Riots and traffic to be expected as disgruntled smokers make their way to this smoker’s room…use caution on the road and make sure to carry your handguns and weaponry with you just in case…

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