Archive for May, 2008

Meet the Cock Puncher

May 28, 2008

He is a fearless warrior bound by a code of honor and destined to protect the weak and defenseless. He strikes fear in his enemies by merely raising his fists. Where he walks, phalluses retract. He is Cock Puncher. Coming to a DVD near you on June 3, 2008.

This is a must see, Steven Seagal’s best role to date. Ebert and Roeper give it two thumbs way up. Seagul himself taunts his audience and says, “I don’t think you have the balls.”

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Just to heat things up for the weekend…

May 23, 2008

Want to leave you with something hot to kick start your long weekend….a little video fun snack, spread it around and let your friends enjoy as well 🙂

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Official The Onion Movie Trailer!!

May 22, 2008

Here’s the official trailer for The Onion Movie DVD…enjoy!

Also, make sure to browse through the official The Onion Movie playlist on Youtube for additional clips from the movie, it’s fun, informative, and smells like The Onion.

Melissa Cherry…music not about sex, just having fun.

May 20, 2008

So let’s start with an interview by quadruple platinum artist Melissa Cherry…not sure if you’ve heard of her, but she’s the next sexy pop celeb guaranteed to make your heart skip a beat. She has been battling recent allegations concerning her music being “too sexy.” Ms. Cherry states, “I honestly don’t understand what all the fuss is about, my music isn’t about sex, it’s about bein’ a girl and havin’ fun!”

Welcome to The Onion Movie Blog

May 20, 2008

Hi there, so here’s the official The Onion Movie blog….yes yes, you heard right, THE ONION MOVIE! I know you’re all very excited about the release. After years of standstill and debate, Fox has finally decided to give the people what they want, REAL NEWS! Mhmm. DVD is coming out on June 3, 2008.

So here at M80, we are thrilled to have this opportunity to help promote the DVD release of The Onion Movie and let all you fans in on some cool chances to win a copy of the DVD! Sit tight, tune in, and follow my lead…we’re gonna peel away at the humor and have alotta laughs on the way.